What sort of one-star hotel is this?

I tell ya, this place is the pits. Ya go to the smorgasbord, and it's always outta Tuna! Then you complain and complain to the waiters, and it's days before they put out any more, and meanwhile you have to put up with dry food.

Then there's the service: my sister keeps getting locked out, through no fault of her own, cause they run this place like a prison.

And ya wouldn't believe what ya have to go through to get a drink!

- Brandy
Colonel, retd