Supreme Court finds American Revolution illegal
The US Supreme Court today, in a revolutionary ruling, has examined the status of the American Revolution in light of current International law, and voted 7-2 to deem it illegal and unsupportable. Accordingly, the US Constitution has been overturned, and all property in the continental USA has reverted to the ownership of the Crown, Her Majesty Elizabeth II.
In an interalia ruling, Alaska has been handed back to Russia, and the islands of Hawai'i have reverted to the descendants of the Polynesian crown (currently running a drycleaning shop in Fresno).
Queen Elizabeth is expected to announce the appointment of Prince Andrew as Governor-Regent for the Americas, and is expected to make a Royal Tour of her new provinces as early as next year.
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